Sorry son, it’s time to buy a Skull Shaver

It’s very unfortunate, but this is the way God intended it. You must shave your head to save your soul. There’s no two ways about it.

Now let’s just go on over to Amazon and buy the cheaper one to get started. Only 40 bucks, and ya get it real real fast. This is the death of whatever hair you have left. The party is over… it’s time for the Skull Shaver…